Cú Chulainn vs Achilles (Celtic Mythology vs Greek Mythology)

 

Cú Chulainn VS Achilles


“Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.”

- Willard Francis Motley


Cú Chulainn, the Hound of Ulster and demigod Son of Lugh in the Ulster Cycle


Achilles, the greatest of the Greeks and the demigod son of Thetis.


When gods intervene in pointless wars and the other side absolutely dwarfs what might your country can muster, the people need a hero. A one-man army imbued with divine powers to take on armies of men on their own. However, this massive strength will always come at a cost. These heroes of war would know glory, but also a short life and a tragic death of a close ally on their hands in exchange for their fame. They would know nothing but rage and death before their times as soldiers ended, but they’d be celebrated and remembered by their people for centuries to come. If two warriors of this level of power clash, how much blood will be spilled? Who will reign as the greatest hero, Achilles or Cú Chulainn? Who will meet their premature end first? Let’s find out! DISCLAIMER: We are only using the versions found in the original mythology, and not any additional versions. This mean no Fate, Troy, or Smite versions of them are factored into this. They're only used for some gifs and images here and there, and not the research itself.

Background

Cú Chulainn

“I come like a wild boar to overthrow the rule of armies. I’ll drive them into a dark pool. Red rage empowers me to wreak havoc and strife on the bargaining pawn that you call your life.”


Thrice born to the mortal woman, Deichtine, as the incarnation and son of the god, Lugh, Sétanta was brought into the world as nephew to Conchobar mac Nessa, King of Ulster. Ever since he was a child, Sétanta was trained by his foster father and noble warrior, Fergus mac Róich, though he still tried to socialize with boys his age. Keyword: “tried”. He entered their playing field without permission or protection, and they all ganged up on him by hurling things at him. To their surprise, not only did he block or tank every object thrown, his body began to morph into a hulking, monstrous form and attacked them in return. This natural talent in violence kept on proving him a ferocious fighter, such as when he was invited to the home of the smith, Culann, and ran into his guard dog. Sétanta ended up killing the hound in self-defense and offered to get Culann a replacement when he found out. In the meantime, Culann told him to guard his home in his dog’s stead, earning him a nickname from the druid Cathbad: Cú Chulainn, which translates as “Hound of Culann”.


Later one day, a young Cú Chulainn overhears Cathbad announce a prophecy, that anyone who was to take up arms on that day will have everlasting fame! Immediately, Cú took up arms with Conchobar, which Cathbad later grieved, telling the boy that the prophecy also doomed Cú to die young. Ever since that fateful day, the demigod grew to be a warrior so overwhelmingly strong that he was feared by entire armies. As a teenager, he later took up a brutal training regimen under the warrior woman, Scathach, sent there to die after the father of a girl named Emer told him this was his trial if he wished to wed his daughter. There, he learned numerous feats and earned his signature weapon, the spear Gae Bolga which can instantly kill any man with barbs so long as it wounds them once. During his stay, he trained alongside a boy named Ferdiad and grew incredibly close. He later bested Scathach’s rival and sister, Aífe, and conceived a child with her under dubious “consent”, to say the least. His training under Scathach completed at 16, it would only take one more year for him to undergo his most famous story: the Cattle Raid of Cooley.


Queen Medb of Connacht was an interesting woman, considering she started a war over a cow. When her husband, King Ailill, compared riches with her, she found that he had a really cool bull when she had no bull to speak of. Her soldiers were sent to find a better cow and eventually found one in Ulster. They successfully negotiated with the owner to rent the bull out for a year, but after overhearing the soldiers say they would have taken it regardless of what he said, he refused on principle. Naturally, Medb went to war. What she didn’t count on, however, was the overwhelming might of Cú Chulainn. He was fighting hundreds of men at once in the stead of his fellow Ulstermen after they came under the curse of the Morrigan, forced to endure the pain of childbirth for several months while Cú was the only one unaffected. No matter what Medb threw at him, be it armies or assassins or ambushes, he wouldn’t falter or go down, leaving them all sniped, beheaded, or obliterated instantly like an Irish Saitama. His might even caught the attention of the Morrigan, the Goddess of War, but Cú spurned her advances and earned her wrath in the form of shapeshifted attempts to interrupt his battles. In response, he even managed to wound her so terribly, she had to trick him to bless her so she could heal.


That’s when Medb pulled the dirtiest trick in the book, bribing and forcing Cú Chulainn to face his former best friend, Ferdiad, whose horn skin couldn’t be pierced by any blade. After three days of tragic battling to bloody stalemates, the battle was finally finished by a decisively deceptive shot by Cú’s Gae Bolga, rendering the normally bloodlusted, rage-filled warrior to grieve terribly for his friend. Eventually, the war came to an end with the Ulstermen coming out on top, but that wasn’t the end of the demigod’s tragedies.


Eight years after his training with Scathach, a boy showed up at his doorstep after humiliating his cousin, Conall, who would not say his name and would accept his challenge to duel Cú Chulainn. Unbeknownst to him, this boy was Connla, his own son by Aífe, who wore a gold thumb-ring and had 3 geas imposed on him: to never speak his name to anyone, to never turn back whenever he started his journey, and to never turn down a challenge. Unfortunately for Cú, after a surprisingly even fight, he had used Gae Bolga on Connla and fatally wounded him, only then seeing the ring and realizing that he had just slain his son. Later on in life, however, Cú Chulainn would soon join him as his enemies conspired to finally have him killed the only way they knew how: to break Cú Chulainn’s own geas.


He was to never eat dog meat, for if he did, he would lose all his strength. Due to a general taboo against turning down hospitality, an old woman who had offered him dog meat had, effectively, doomed him as he ate of the meat. Around then, he also spotted an old woman, the Morrigan in disguise, washing blood off of armor in some water, an omen of incoming death. He realized the prophecy that foretold of his early death was soon to come true, and Cú watched as his charioteer, Laég, and horse, Liath Macha, fell to magical spears made specifically for him as a third struck him aw well. Realizing his death was imminent, Cú Chulainn tied himself to a standing stone so he’d die at his feet, just to intimidate his enemies as one last middle finger to them in death. Once the Morrigan’s raven landed on him, Lugaid, his killer, approached and tried to behead him, only to witness a beam of light emit from the demigod’s body, allowing his lifeless arm to swing down his sword to chop off Lugaid’s hand. Even in his death, his enemies found that the demigod Cú Chulainn was a warrior to be feared. Would he regret choosing to die young in the glory of battle? Probably not.


Achilles

“One and the same lot for the man who hangs back and the man who battles hard. The same honor waits for the coward and the brave. They both go down to Death, the fighter who shirks, the one who works to exhaustion.”


The story of Achilles begins the same way most Greek myths tend to begin…with Zeus attempting to sleep with someone. In this case, it was a sea nymph by the name of Thetis. Thetis was especially beautiful, leading to both Zeus and his brother Poseidon trying to wed her. Despite this, she rejected both repeatedly. Both would soon give up, however, as a prophecy would be read out that the son born to Thetis would end up being superior to that of his father. Poseidon and Zeus, both having a…complicated relationship with overthrowing one’s own father, stopped pursuing her. Free from the pursuit of the two gods, Thetis would end up marrying a human man by the name of Peleus. Peleus was an Argonaut and the king of the Myrmidons, meaning this boy would end up surpassing an incredibly impressive man.


And thus was born Achilles, the son of Peleus and Thetis. As a young baby, Thetis dumped him into the River Styx and fortified him, turning him into an indestructible demigod by human standards. She and Peleus even gave him access to great teachers, such as letting him train under the likes of Chiron the Centaur in all sorts of forms of combat. Even as an infant, the sword wielding prodigy known as Achilles was already showing that he will one day surpass his father. Despite this, Thetis had discovered a horrifying fate for her son. He was to either die young in glorious battle or live a long and boring life without his name ever being recorded in the history books…


Thetis did not want Achilles to have a choice in the matter. Hoping to keep him as far away from the war front as she possibly could, the sea nymph sent Achilles off to the island of Skyros to live as a girl. There, he lived among the daughters of the King of Skyros, and eventually fell in love with Princess Deidamia. An…ambiguously consensual relationship began between the two of them, and Achilles and Deidamia ended up having multiple children. It seemed like Thetis had succeeded, and Achilles was destined to die after a long and quiet life.


Unfortunately for her, the Greeks had other plans. After being sought out by Odysseus due to a prophecy that Achilles would help beat the Trojans, the wise king uncovered Achilles and convinced him to join the Greek war against the Trojans. Taking an army of Myrmidons he had inherited from his father and his close friend Patroclus, Achilles had found himself on a path to an early death.


Achilles battled the Trojans with incredible strength, quickly becoming known as the strongest amongst his allies and receiving all sorts of fame and glory. Despite having a mother to his kids back at home, Achilles decided to take a woman named Briseis as his “prize” after a battle. Achilles loved her, while simultaneously viewing her as a sign of his own glory. This would cause problems when Agamemnon, the leader of the combined Greek forces, decided to take her from Achilles after losing his own prize and plunder due to his prize having been the daughter of one of Apollo’s prophets. Enraged, Achilles refused to partake in any further battles. This proved to be a problem, as the Trojans led by Hector proved to be a formidable force. Eventually softening up a bit, Achilles sent his friend Patroclus to fight in his stead…who promptly died to Hector. Enraged, Achilles rejoined the war and went on a murderous rampage that left the Trojans running. Achilles avenged Patroclus and slaughtered Hector, and eventually smashed the gate of the Trojan city of Troy right off of its hinges in pursuit of more glory.


Achilles was out of time, however. He would never see the fall of Troy, as a divinely guided arrow would soon make its way to his heel. Unbeknownst to Achilles, it seemed that there was a part of his body that wasn’t so invincible after all…

And thus, the Greek hero Achilles had fallen. Having a choice between glory and a young death and a long yet quiet life, he had chosen the former and paid the ultimate price.





Equipment

Cú Chulainn

Sling

Cú's killed hundreds of men with a sling in battle. He’s managed to land shots on pets perched on the shoulders of people an implied far distance away. His sling also usually managed to "break the heads" of men whenever it struck them or perform impossible ricochet shots. Stones shot from this sling have broken the heads of men in one shot and are nearly always lethal.


Hurley and Sliotar

The hurley is a wooden stick primarily used to play the Irish sports of hurling and camogie. A sliotar is a hard, solid ball slightly larger than a tennis ball used in those same sports. Cú Chulainn used these in his early days when going up against mobs of children around the same age and to defend himself against Culann’s guard hound with a well hurled shot.


Gae Bolga

Cú Chulainn’s signature weapon, the spear gifted to him by his mentor, Scathach, made of the bones of a sea monster. Translated as “belly spear”, it opens up into thirty barbs and fills every nook and cranny of a man's body with barbs when it draws blood. These barbs are impossible to take out without cutting into the body itself, and the spear can be flung with the fork of Cú's foot. Normally, this weapon is used as a last resort.


Horses, the Scythed-Chariot, and Láeg’s Cloaking Spell

Cú Chulainn's chariot is bristled with blades at several angles and corners at the front and back. His horses were also decked out in armor that was steel plated and spiked with blades and spear-points. Láeg, his charioteer, has a plated helmet and access to an invisibility spell. Liath Macha (aka the "Gray Horse of Macha") and Dub Sainglend (aka the "Black Horse of Saingliu") are Cú Chulainn's two chariot-horses.


Invisibility Cloak

Cú Chulainn owns an invisibility cloak made of cloth from Tir Tairngire, the Land of Promise, which was a gift from his foster father, Fergus mac Róich.


Spears, Short Swords, Javelins, Darts, Double-Dealing Shields

Cú Chulainn also carried normal spears with him. It’s unclear whether one of them was Gae Bolga, but he carried 8 little spears. He also carried 8 light javelins with bone hilts. 8 short swords and a gleaming bone-hilted sword. 8 small darts and a special barbed dart known as the Riddling-Rod. 8 double-dealing shields that are said to be razor sharp enough to cut a hair, capable of slicing like a sword or spear.


Leather Battle-Girdle and War-Helmet

Cú Chulainn's battle-girdle covers him from his waist to his armpits, which blocks spears, pikes, lances, darts and arrows as if they had struck rock. He also has a war-helmet, which doesn't really do anything, but it looks nice.


Magical Fake Beard

When Cú Chulainn entered battle, he would be mocked for having no beard and his foes would sometimes refuse to fight a teenager. Angered by this, he cast a spell on a clump of grass and placed it on his face to make it magically seem like a real beard so the enemy will actually fight him, which somehow meant it was now proper for a warrior to face him.


Achilles

Spear of Pelian Ash

The primary weapon of Achilles. The spear once belonged to his father, Peleus, and Achilles is seen wielding it all throughout the end of the Iliad when he goes on his rampage. The spear has no noticeable qualities, aside from the ability to seemingly heal wounds. It is somewhat ambiguous as to whether or not this is only limited to being able to heal wounds dished out by the spear itself.

Silver Studded Sword

Although not his preferred weapon in comparison to his spear, Achilles does carry a silver studded sword on him. He shows great skill, however, in using this sword in conjunction with his spear. One such example is when he used it to disembowel a demigod he was fighting after distracting him with his spear.


Shield

Achilles’ heavily described shield (over 150 lines just to describe what it looked like!) was crafted by the Greek God Hephaestus as a gift to Achilles after Patroclus had managed to die with all of Achilles’ armor on him. The shield was incredibly powerful as a result of its divine creation, with the gold on it specifically being referenced as “god-given” and “impenetrable”.


Armor

Across the course of his life, Achilles has had two different sets of armor. The first set of armor, which he famously lent to Patroclus, had the following pieces: the corselet of Aiacides, greaves with silver anklets, and a helmet. It was such an impressive set of armor that it was coveted by the likes of Hector, even.


However, upon losing his armor, Achilles was gifted a new set of armor by Hephaestus. It was described as having a corselet that shone brighter than fire, a strong helmet with a golden crest, and flexible tin greaves. Despite how heavy an armor like this might sound, Achilles himself noted that the armor felt so light on him that it was as if he could fly.


Immortal Horses, Chariot, and Charioteer

Alongside all of his weapons and armor, Achilles also has a chariot driven by his charioteer, Automedon. The interesting part of his chariot are the horses who drive it, Balios and Xanthos. Both horses are an immortal gift from Poseidon, and are described as being as swift as the winds themselves.  There’s also a mortal horse there as well named Pedasos, who can seemingly keep up with the immortal horses in speed and stamina.




Abilities

Cú Chulainn

Ríastrad / Warp Spasm / The Torque

Often described as a sort of “distortion”, when enraged to a sufficient degree, Cú Chulainn is capable of having his form morph and distort terribly. This often involves one eye being larger than the other which shrinks, and his maw appears to grow wider and larger, enough that you’re able to see his insides. His hair stands at ends and his legs face the rear, becoming an abomination of rage. He effectively “Hulks out”, the form is described in different terms, such as Ríastrad, Warp Spasm, or the Torque. There’s no indication that this changes his strength or judgment in any way, however. This form is often interpreted as having come from Cú Chulainn’s divine influence from Lugh as his avatar/incarnation.


The Thunder-Feat and Other Taught Feats

Cú Chulainn was said to have killed 500 men with one use of his thunder-feat in battle. It’s never described what the thunder-feat actually is, but it kills hundreds of men with one use of it, which could be interpreted as an area of effect attack. He learned this, along with various other feats that aren’t described beyond name, from his mentor, Scathach.


Heat Manipulation

Cú Chulainn is capable of manipulating the heat around him enough to boil water. He first used this when distracted by… naked women and looking away, which led to him getting dunked into various barrels full of cold water, which he either blew up or boiled the water from the inside. Water begins to boil at 212 degrees Fahrenheit/100 degrees Celsius, meaning this is his minimum heat output.


Warrior’s Roar

Cú Chulainn can kill 100 warriors from fright by shouting a war cry so intimidating that their hearts fail or burst. However, Nemain, another name for Morrigan, the Goddess of War, likely assisted with this.


Hero’s Salmon-Leap

Without ever taking his eyes off of birds he was focusing on hunting, Cú Chulainn made a trick jump onto 9 stakes that were thrown at him, jumping from stake to stake as they were flying through the air. These stakes are equivalent to darts, landing this feat at least around 62 mph. His salmon-leap has been used various times to jump great distances or used in combat, although none of these feats mentioned a specific height. One salmon-leap helped him jump over three ramparts.


The Ball-Feat / Ricochet Stun Shot

One of many ricochet attacks. Cú Chulainn can ricochet a ball off of a shield and through the enemy’s head for a lethal blow. He can also ricochet his sling between at least 12 targets, which he proved upon slaying 8 and 12 birds at once with a single shot.


Post-Mortem Defenses

As Cú Chulainn was struck down by Lugaid's spear, while dying he used his own entrails to tie himself to a standing rock and raised his sword to the heavens. When one of his enemies, Lugaid, tried to approach his body to claim his head, where he was proven dead by the Morrigan's raven landing on him, a light flashed/a beam of light shot from his headless body and caused his blade to fall, cutting Lugaid's hand off. This only happened because Lugaid tried to tamper with his body, and this was invoked because his soul was still with him and a "hero's light" was still emitting from his forehead.


Resistance to Sleep Manipulation

A sleeping potion was once given to him by Scathach to save him from losing his life in battle with Princess Aife, but it would be processed through his system in only an hour, whereas an ordinary man would be asleep for a day.


Achilles

Invulnerability

The most popular ability of that of Achilles is his famous invincibility. There are two potential origins for his invulnerable body, either coming from his mother Thetis burning his mortality off of his body with flames or by repeatedly dipping into the River Styx. Regardless, his skin was made so super humanly durable as to the point of being completely impenetrable to steel and for parts of his body like his hands to be considered invincible. In spite of this, his heel was famously unaffected by this invincibility, as this was where his mother Thetis had held him during both versions of him becoming invincible.


Training

Achilles is an incredibly well trained individual. From an incredibly young age, he was already wielding weapons and not long after that he was trained in a multitude of weapons such as spears, darts, javelins, bows, swords, and pliant thongs. He’s also very well knowledgeable on armor, being capable of identifying a weak point in Hector’s armor at a quick glance and then immediately taking advantage of it.


His knowledge of combat goes beyond weapons and armor, however. Achilles is also well trained in forms of hand to hand combat, such as wrestling and boxing.

Feats

Cú Chulainn

Overall



Power


Speed


Durability



Achilles

Overall


Power

Speed

Durability




Weaknesses

Cú Chulainn

Despite his immense strength, Cú Chulainn’s main strategy during combat is usually brute force, with his most strategic moves usually just ending up being ricochets, sniping, or precise shots, so he’s not necessarily one to use complex tactics nor is he level headed in any sense. His impulsive personality has also led to severe consequences several times. After attacking two women, Fand and Lí Ban in bird form, which he was unaware were not just simple birds, the two otherworldly women cast an illness curse on Cú Chulainn, debilitating him for an entire year to his bed. Cú Chulainn was also explicitly warned against doing so previously. He then forgot the entire affair of this story after being subjected to druidic incantations and a forgetfulness potion so that he'll never meet Fand again, meaning he’s susceptible to memory erasure magic.


However, his most damning weakness is his geas, a taboo that he shouldn’t break unless he wants to lose his incredible strength. This rule was that he was never to eat dog meat. It was generally a taboo to refuse hospitality, so despite trying to refuse to eat hound meat offered to him by a woman, Cú ate the meat. This led to him losing all strength around where the food touched him, severely weakening him and leading to his death by spear.


Achilles

Despite the impressiveness of Achilles’ immortal body, there are some very explicit limitations on it. Famously, Achilles’ heel is not as invulnerable as the rest of him is, and was famously pierced by a shot from Paris, which was guided by Apollo. Despite this seeming like a difficult to discover and exploit weakness, it is worth mentioning that the absolute invulnerability of the rest of Achilles is also somewhat inconsistent. While he is repeatedly stated to be invincible and incapable of harm from steel weapons, a fellow demigod once managed to draw blood from Achilles by hitting his arm with a spear, calling into question the limitations of Achilles’ complete invulnerability.


On top of this, Achilles has a weakness in that he does not firmly understand just how powerful the divine armor he wears is. As stated by the narrator, it is incredibly hard to master armor like that if one is a mortal, and Achilles himself even demonstrates this when he pulls his shield away from a hit, not understanding that it would not break from the attack he refused to block.


Summary

Cú Chulainn

“You’ve walked into the gap. You’re in the danger zone. Sharp weapons will pierce you and cleave flesh and bone. This hero will take you to another place where you will find nothing but death and disgrace.”


Advantages:

  • Way stronger

  • More durable than Achilles can output

  • Has more stamina and endurance

  • Better range and possible AOE

  • Gae Bolga is an instant kill if he draws a single wound

  • More versatile abilities and arsenal

  • Resists any attempts at putting him to sleep

  • SMT and Fate designs look badass despite looking nothing like him.

  • Allowed into heaven by Saint Patrick despite the mass murder


Disadvantages:

  • Way slower regardless of highballed or lowballed speed

  • Cannot pierce the armor and shield of Achilles

  • Impulsive and not nearly as tactical

  • Normally a big fish in a small pond aside from two opponents

  • Liar

  • Misogynist


Achilles

“I smashed your strength! And you—the dogs and birds will maul you, shame your corpse while Achaeans bury my dear friend in glory!"


Advantages:

  • Faster

  • Armor and Shield are more durable than Cú can output.

  • Smarter and more tactical

  • Has experience fighting enemies he can’t hurt physically

  • Resists Cú’s heat manipulation

  • Probably a better dad on account of not killing his own kid


Disadvantages:

  • Massively weaker

  • Could be killed in one blow if an attack hits his bare skin

  • Less versatile

  • Has no answer for Cú’s invisibility or potential AOE attacks

  • Inferior stamina and endurance

  • Any attempt at putting Cú to sleep would fail

  • Lower tier than Cú in Smite.



Verdict


Stats

In this debate, stats are the easiest part to talk about. The two are very clear in where they scale and how powerful they are, so comparing this part of the debate is fairly simple. Starting with Cú Chulainn, he has demonstrated multiple feats and scaling from the building to the city block range. Starting off with scaling to Connal, who ate an absolutely ludicrously sized pig, Cú Chulainn is already in the building range of attack potency. From his own feats alone, he’s even dug up enough rock around the provinces of Ireland that he could build a wall with them. Even with a low end estimate, that’s putting him at around 15 tons of TNT for his attack potency. Similar scaling to the Morrigan, who he harmed and took hits from, further put Cú Chulainn solidly in the city block range of AP. His durability should naturally be in the same ballpark, otherwise he’d break his arms after stabbing with that kind of strength.

Speed is a little bit less impressive for the Celtic hero. He has done plenty of superhuman showings, but nothing getting over one hundred miles per hour. He’s dodged and even lept from stakes being thrown at him, and can even outrun deer…but he has nothing breaking past either of those feats. Definitely beyond human, but Cú Chulainn is up against someone who’s just as superhuman as he is. Could he be faster than Achilles?

Before we get to that, let’s take a peek at Achilles. His attack potency is fairly solidly wall level, with none of his definable feats such as throwing that discus or pulverizing heads getting out of the kilojoule range. Impressive, but completely dwarfed by what we have seen from Cú. Luckily for Achilles, his durability is much more impressive. Having a shield from Hephaestus, which is described as being impenetrable and divine, should be comparable to other works Hephaestus has made. Based on this, Achilles’ shield and armor being comparable to gods like Ares should not be out of the question. With Ares having planet moving power, it’s safe to say that the armored parts of Achilles’ body are packing some serious defenses. Speed is even more clearly in his favor, as he’s been compared to swooping falcons which can travel over 200mph and has battled boars stated to have the speed of lightning. Achilles is on a low end about three times faster than Cú, and over four THOUSAND times faster at most.

Taking these stats together, it’s a very interesting comparison. Cú Chulainn has the power to pound Achilles into dust, but only if he manages to hit him in a part of his body that is not armored. Meanwhile, Achilles has no means of physically harming Cú with physical strength, but has the speed and defenses to keep fighting with his Irish foe without being instantly plastered against the nearest wall. So, the question remains: Can Achilles use this speed and durable to overcome Cú Chulainn?




Abilities / Equipment

In terms of versatility, it’s clear which warrior takes that edge. Cú Chulainn’s sheer amount of abilities, techniques, and number of weapons outnumbers how much Achilles is capable of or has on his person. It could also overwhelm Achilles and surprise him, because there’s no possible way he’ll be able to predict Cú Chulainn hulking out into a monster, turning invisible, or ricocheting shots from his sling into 12 possible angles. On the flipside, there’s no way that Cù Chulainn would be able to figure out the vulnerability at Achilles’s heel. Plus, Achilles’s armor and shield are far too durable on their own for Cù to come even close to denting.


But, that’s about where Achilles’s advantages start to fall off. He has no counter against Cù Chulainn, simply targeting the parts of his body which are exposed (which includes his heel). His sleep medicine would also be resisted by Cú Chulainn, and Achilles doesn’t have much in the way of ranged attacks, so he could theoretically be kept at a distance.


Of course, none of this matters if Cù Chulainn’s weapons can’t pierce through Achilles’s famous invincibility. However, an argument can be made that allows for his skin to be pierced specifically in this battle. During his fight with Asteropaios, Achilles was actually directly wounded for the first time in his mythos. See, Asteropaios was actually the son of a demigod (which still makes him at least one fourth demigod), Peladon who was the son of the river god Axios, and his strike on his arm with his spear was enough to actually draw blood despite the invincibility from the River Styx. This suggests that this invulnerability actually has limits aside from the famous weak point. And, surprisingly, Cú Chulainn fits every factor at play during that scenario and more. He’s the direct descendant of a god, Lugh and a mortal woman, plus he’s adept at spears and his strength is far greater than Achilles. This means that he can use his signature weapon, the Gae Bolga spear, to, likely, draw blood at least once with a strike that uses enough force. Considering Gae Bolga only requires one wound before the barbs kill men instantly from the inside, this would meet all the requirements needed to actually one shot Achilles with a lucky hit. However, would he be able to land this lucky hit?

Note: Some consider Achilles’ invincibility to be something that was tacked on by myths AFTER the Iliad. That may be the case, but even factoring that in, said invincibility has never taken a blow from someone as powerful as Cù before, so the point is moot.


Tertiary Factors

Both of these warriors are impressive fighters, but Achilles is the smarter one when you compare the two. He’s been formally trained since he was an infant, and led a much more disciplined life as a soldier fighting during the Trojan war. He’s been praised by geniuses like Odysseus for his fighting ability, and has shown quick thinking in combat before, such as taking advantage of Astereopaios’ attempts to pluck his spear from the ground to disembowel him. His only downside is his lack of understanding in his own gear, as it is noted by the narrator that Achilles does not understand just how busted his armor truly is. He is prone to rage, but as Patroclus won’t be on the battlefield to be killed by Cù, this is a moot point.

Cù Chulainn on the other hand is much more of a reckless brute, and has not demonstrated intelligence on Achilles’ level. He’s gotten into dangerous situations by being a brute, and his only example of tactics tend to be him either sniping people from a distance or planning out and executing crazy ricochet shots. Impressive, but he’s not as trained and experienced as Achilles is.

Achilles is the runner up in the stamina department. Cù has managed to keep fighting with wounds so large birds can fly through it, and has even fought for a day straight. While Achilles encircling Troy while chasing Hector is impressive, Cù has him rather obviously beat in this category as well.

In terms of weaknesses, neither can really exploit the others. Achilles would have no idea about Cù’s specific weakness with dog meat, and Achilles having a normal durability heel is not a rational guess anyone would come to. So, neither really need to worry about their specific weaknesses in this fight. With this out of the way, who comes out on top?


Conclusion

Despite the advantages he has going for him, Achilles simply does not have the means necessary to overcome the massive strength advantage that Cù Chulainn has on the Greek warrior. Nothing in Achilles’ arsenal can harm Cù at any point, and all Cù needs is a single drop of spilled blood to leave the warrior filled up from head to toe with barbs. Even assuming the high end for Achilles’ speed and giving him that massive speed blitz would only be delaying the inevitable. Achilles does not have the stamina to outlast Cù at all, and Cù has multiple ways of hitting Achilles that he cannot really counter. Stuff like the Thunder-Feat might provide such massive AOE to the point Achilles cannot dodge at all, and a surprise ricochet shot could take the Greek out of the fight before he even realizes what is going on. Or, he could simply become invisible and stab him without him realizing where his opponent was.

Achilles simply has too many ways to die, and Cù is pretty much able to shut down any attempt that Achilles might have at trying to kill him. Achilles could fight him to exhaustion and try to suffocate him like he did Cycnus, but Cù’s superior stamina and endurance would mean that Achilles gets exhausted before Cù does.

In the end, Cù simply had all of the advantages that matter. Achilles may have been swift and had the armor of the gods, but the Hound of Chulainn had what he needed to send the Greek to an early grave.

The winner is Cù Chulainn.


(Art by Rei Ann Vincent)



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